Giraffe Alert
COULTER COMING TO UPSTATE SOUTH CAROLINA TOMORROW
FITSNews – April 15, 2008 – Since we don’t find emaciated giraffes all that attractive, we won’t be attending talking head Ann Coulter’s lecture at Furman University tomorrow night. It’s not that we make all of our important decisions based on a person’s attractiveness, just most of them.
Coulter’s event is being sponsored by “Conservative Students For A Better Tomorrow,” a group we can only assume has never gotten past second base – individually or collectively.
Of course, in the event you share this group’s affinity for giraffes and involuntary abstinence, you can read more on Coulter’s appearance by clicking here.
Comments
By justWondern on April 15th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Many words come to mind, but I think we will pass as its hard to make a complete sentence with just vulger adjectives.
By Ha on April 15th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
She actually looks kinda hot in their pic…
By not sayin', just sayin' on April 15th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Note to Ha: the DUI bill goes into effect at noon on February 10, 2009.
By Silence Dogood on April 15th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Ha, are you looking a woman in the way waaaaaaay background of this picture?
By old bike dude on April 15th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
This beeooch could scare a hard on off a blind sailor. I’ve seen better faces on iodine bottles. Now she’s got some long legs. I bet they go all the way up to her nut sack.
jus sayin’
By Ha on April 15th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Compare to the pic on Furman’s website.
http://furmancsbt.org/coulter.aspx
By tammy on April 15th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
this picture just goes to show that long blonde hair can only do so much for a face….and for this one it does absolutely nothing.
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