Marilyn Monroe Has A Sex Tape?
WE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW VIDEO EXISTED BACK THEN
FITSNews - April 14, 2008 - The original and often-imitated blonde bombshell, Marilyn Monroe, may have died nearly fifty years ago, but it turns out she wasn’t immune from a distinctly 21st century phenomenon - the celebrity sex tape. According to the New York Post, a 15-minute film of Monroe performing fellatio on an unidentified male has been sold to an unidentified buyer for $1.5 million. From the story:
The footage appears to have been shot in the 1950s. When it came to light in the mid-’60s, then-FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover had his agents spend two weeks futilely trying to prove that Monroe’s sex partner was either John F. Kennedy or Robert F. Kennedy, according to declassified agency documents and interviews …
The Monroe sex tape will never see the light of day, however, because its anonymous purchaser says he is going to lock it up to avoid “(making) a Paris Hilton out of her.”
No word yet on whether or not this “anonymous purchaser” likes penis as much as Monroe evidently did, but we’re going to go out on a limb and guess “yes.”
Comments
By Karen on April 14th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Thank goodness someone has respect and class. A big thanks to the businessman who will never show that tape!
By PNH on April 14th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Yes, he should never show it.
By marty mcfly on April 14th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
he doesnt have respect or class (much like sic willie). He just bought it so he could wack off to it all day, and so he can brag to his buddies that he is the sole owner of it. i would say this businesmman could possibly be sic willie but he dont have that type of dough, maybe he could if he didnt blow it all on bars and seedy establishments such as strip clubs.
By Negrodamus on April 14th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
It seems a bit unbelievable that a “classy” businessman would drop that kind of cash just to protect the already questionable reputation of a long dead celebrity. I’d wager that he is just waiting for the right price to sell it. Hopefully it will be soon because I would sure like to see it!
By Drudge what! on April 14th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Wow, maybe a Kennedy’s bought the tape. Now, that would be the story of the year if you could corroborate that they did.
By Bobby Ewing on April 15th, 2008 at 12:06 am
Why the heck would someone pay $1.5 million when the alleged Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape has been out for awhile now?
DOH!! hahahaa
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=13510469#13510469
By taterhaid on April 15th, 2008 at 9:12 am
it’s not the only copy any more…. no on ewould pay that much for film of anything and NOT make a backup copy… or three….
By hilary on June 14th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
No word yet on whether or not this “anonymous purchaser” likes penis as much as Monroe evidently did, but we’re going to go out on a limb and guess “yes.”
what is WRONG with you? Marilyn Monroe was an amazing person and that is so rude that you would have the nerve to write something like that about her.
By Penny Johnson on June 22nd, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Marilyn Monroe was an international icon
he does have class by not releasing it to the public
and letting you look it up on the internet
and wack off to it “marty mcfly”
you disgusting pig