marilyn monroe


FITSNews – April 14, 2008 – The original and often-imitated blonde bombshell, Marilyn Monroe, may have died nearly fifty years ago, but it turns out she wasn’t immune from a distinctly 21st century phenomenon – the celebrity sex tape. According to the New York Post, a 15-minute film of Monroe performing fellatio on an unidentified male has been sold to an unidentified buyer for $1.5 million. From the story:

The footage appears to have been shot in the 1950s. When it came to light in the mid-’60s, then-FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover had his agents spend two weeks futilely trying to prove that Monroe’s sex partner was either John F. Kennedy or Robert F. Kennedy, according to declassified agency documents and interviews …

The Monroe sex tape will never see the light of day, however, because its anonymous purchaser says he is going to lock it up to avoid “(making) a Paris Hilton out of her.”

No word yet on whether or not this “anonymous purchaser” likes penis as much as Monroe evidently did, but we’re going to go out on a limb and guess “yes.”