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Sic’s Getting Hitched? April 10, 2008

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YEAH, WE DON’T BELIEVE IT EITHER

FITSNews - April 10, 2008 - You know, for the first time we’re pretty much speechless … Sic Willie, the infant, the myth, the legend in his own mind (and our website’s founding editor) … is rumored to have gotten engaged last night, people.

And get this, the woman is rumored to actually exist - as opposed to being just another one of his inflatable doll toys (a.k.a. “Lobbyists”).

Yeah, we don’t believe it either … in fact, we’re waiting on some sort of photographic evidence … otherwise there’s just no explanation for this …

UPDATE - Apparently it’s true (see below ) … in fact, we are hearing reports that a “suicide alert” has been issued for all single women in South Carolina.

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1. Natasha - April 10, 2008

You don’t say! I don’t believe it Sic one. CONGRATULATIONS to you and my condolences to your fiance!!! LOL…Before you know it, you’ll have mini-me’s running around…

2. felon alert - April 10, 2008

Try not to beat this one up you ignorant abusive fuck

3. marty mcfly - April 10, 2008

dont beat her up too.

4. with will - April 10, 2008

Will:

My sincerest congratulations to you and your bride-to-be. There are more of us out there than you know or hear from who are with you and 100% behind all you do on Fitsnews.

Keep up the good work and do not be discouraged by the real “ignorant” and “abusive” individuals commenting on this website.

Best wishes!!!!

5. Earl - April 10, 2008

I heard that five young blondes have already jumped from various office buildings in despair.

We were fortunate that, being blondes, they chose to jump from first floor windows, so nobody was harmed by this posting.

6. Judah Ben Hur - April 10, 2008

Congratulations to sic Willie and to your bride to be!! May your days together be happy, long and bright, and may your children be above average.

Truly, with this news today, there is greater hope for all of us…

7. just Wondern - April 10, 2008

Congrats Will! Do you think that for another $150, they would havesent her sister too?

8. old bike dude - April 10, 2008

Sic, I’m happy for you (yeah right). Look dude you are young. Take your time. You have a lot years for letting one woman make you miserable as hell. Take it easy, reconsider, it’s never too late to “Just say no!”
Oh WTF Congrats!!!

9. marty mcfly - April 10, 2008

was it a russian mail order or a japanese?

10. T - April 10, 2008

I’d be interested to see how old some of these people commenting on your blog are. It’s truly sad how depraived some have become. We can kick satan for that. I am praying for your upcoming marriage and know that God will be there for you both each step of the way.

11. Believe It Not (a.k.a. Sic Willie's Stalker) - April 10, 2008

The only possible explanation is that sic(k) willie has had another close encounter with a local stripper. Or, maybe one of those in Augusta.

We’ve all noticed his outrage over legislation to ban lap dances at strip clubs. Our only question is:

Will she use her stage name on the marriage license?

12. Earl - April 11, 2008

T … as someone who has been through two divorces, not to mention have been raising my oldest daughter solo (state doesn’t help single fathers, might I add), I’d never wish divorce on anyone.

If/when I try marriage, it’s for the last time. As tough as divorce and its aftermath has been on me and my kids (I’m not going to say I was perfect or a saint, either), if I’m faced with another marital breakup, I honestly think I’d rather have a short date with a long barrel of a gun instead.

If Sic Willie ain’t kidding about this, then he has my best wishes for a happy marriage and the wonderful life it can provide for those of us who marry well. As to the hateful comments … one can question plenty of what is said here, but when its personal like this … BIN and some of the others need to get over it.

Besides, if he gets married, those of us who are single … that means more for us, right? :)

13. bird aka FITNA aka PeacockBroadcastingService aka we're ALL sic - April 11, 2008

BIN, he is only trying to hold off the ban until after the bachelor’s party, I am SURE. And those fingers up there in that photo have SINCERITY — a gene recessive in strippers.

Congratulations Willie…I mean, Will!!!

P.S. DON’T SELL OUT TO THE MUGGERATZI. EVER!!

14. abort - April 11, 2008

So who’s the lucky boy?

15. marty mcfly - April 12, 2008

hahhaha willie will this engagment last as long as the last one? naa prob much shorter. once his bar tab gets too high he has to take his anger out on someone.