The British Think We’re “Weird” April 9, 2008
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STIRRING THE POT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE OCEAN … AGAIN
FITSNews - April 9, 2008 - Ever since our maiden mainstream media appearance in Great Britain a few months back, we’ve been eagerly awaiting another chance to offend the sensibilities of our former monarchs on the other side of the puddle. Much like making fun of the French, getting a rise out of British people is just good clean fun … plus it gives us an opportunity to reminisce about the tremendous ass-kicking we put on them at Yorktown back in 1783. And again at the Battle of Chippewa in 1814.
Anyway, such an opportunity arose yesterday as some BBC reporter apparently thought our take on the War in Iraq was “weird.”
In case you missed it, we advocated nuking countries that mess with America as opposed to sending our troops over there to serve as walking targets for radical jihadists and their cell phone-rigged “improvised explosive devices,” a fundamental shift in American foreign policy that we happen to think is the most kick-ass idea maybe ever.
But apparently the tea-sipping, ascot-wearing, faggoty-accented queenies in Her Majesty’s vastly-diminished empire think we’re “weird.”
Well, we happen to think that calling sex “shagging” is weird. And calling a cigarette a “fag” is weird. And not showering or brushing your teeth very often is weird, not to mention disgusting. And living in a country where the sh*tty weather makes you want to slit your wrists is weird. So, with all due respect to our hygiene-challenged friends on the other side of the pond, kindly stick our copy of Braveheart in your crumpet-hole and get back to talking like a bunch of homos.
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Let’s nuke Britain !!!
Wait. if we do that how will we get …………
Now that I think about it … what exactly do we get from Britain ? Besides bad musicians (not counting pre-1960 lads), and American Idol judges.
OH YEAH!!! Well I tell you what Bucko, the next time the Germans come prancing down the Maginault Line you just go call on……what….that was the French………fuck the French.
OK you bunch of Limey bastards, the next time the buzz bombs are buzzing your ass………….
Why are americans obsessed with nuking everyone? It’s always ‘nuke this’ and ‘nuke that’.
Nuke Japan.
Nuke Iran.
Nuke Iraq.
Nuke Heads on the Block.
Why don’t you shut up about bombing people and get back to talking about Paris Hilton and eating Mcdonalds.
p.s. Americans are fat fucks
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1781, actually. The Treaty of Paris was ‘83.
Don’t act like we’re the filthy ones - the ‘dirty south’ my friend, hill billy heaven. I bet their teeth are nice. Also, it’s our language, don’t tell us we’re wrong. It’s ENGLISH you adequately educated obese nation. I love the way you’re talkiing about stereotyping when that is all you’re doing yourself. Basing your analysis of British people on the passing comment of one reporter. You are clearly a twat. Hypocricsy, that’s the makings of a great nation right there. I agree that we do talk ‘like a bunch of homos’, it’s mainly because we are not a bunch of closet queens. You are a country that couldn’t even look at the vidoe for ‘I want to break free’ because of the transvestite. I wonder why?
oh yeah…. and can you stop killing our soldiers in wars we are helping you fight for your won ego and oil motivated reasons, because you are clearly too militarily inadequate to fight them yourselves. I know the USA helped us during WW2 but we have been paying for it ever since in terms of money and military experience because whenever you want something done properly, you call on the SAS.
no we think americans are weird becuase they think we have bad teeth. No other country does, yet every country thinks aemrica is full of fat, dumb people. And americans all think we talk like fuckin Simon Cowell, meaning like a homo. Thats why think ur fuckin weird, u faggots. actually go to england, u twats and see that our teeth our straight and white, our voices are an octave deeper than ur gay accents. Espicially when u guys say shit like ‘douchebag’ or ‘malibu’, its sounds unbelivably gay. and 95% couldnt give a shit if the useless queen died tomorrow. u guys really do have a pretty fucked up view of Britian, how come the serious knife, theft and gun crime over here is never show in the US.
Haha. Yes we do think you’re weird… and funny in an ‘ironic’ way (which you don’t get).
Actually, I think a lot of America DOES have a good sense of humor, but they have no idea about the rest of the world (hence the teeth comment, cheap and inaccurate), or how the world percieves them.
Any place that declares war on fundamentalism, whilst being run by fundamentalists itself… critisises OUR teeth whilst happily leaving people at the side of the road because they can’t afford medical insurance… brings up WW2 and the American Civil war with pride, yet never mentions Vietnam or the fact that the Iraq/afghanistan wars are both fought with weapons YOU sold them, I could go on… but ironic.
Britain is a VERY small country, what it’s given to the world is imensely disproportionate, the industrial revolution, the WWW, literature, culture. America is VERY large, and you use 25 percent on the world’s fossil fuels, you take money, oil and sap local culture by exporting Starbucks, Mcdonalds and GAP, turning the world into a homogeneous shopping mall.
You can hate us if you like, we can take a joke, but at least we’re not the French.
Lets all just be friends and thankful for that.
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