STIRRING THE POT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE OCEAN … AGAIN
FITSNews – April 9, 2008 – Ever since our maiden mainstream media appearance in Great Britain a few months back, we’ve been eagerly awaiting another chance to offend the sensibilities of our former monarchs on the other side of the puddle. Much like making fun of the French, getting a rise out of British people is just good clean fun … plus it gives us an opportunity to reminisce about the tremendous ass-kicking we put on them at Yorktown back in 1783. And again at the Battle of Chippewa in 1814.
Anyway, such an opportunity arose yesterday as some BBC reporter apparently thought our take on the War in Iraq was “weird.”
In case you missed it, we advocated nuking countries that mess with America as opposed to sending our troops over there to serve as walking targets for radical jihadists and their cell phone-rigged “improvised explosive devices,” a fundamental shift in American foreign policy that we happen to think is the most kick-ass idea maybe ever.
But apparently the tea-sipping, ascot-wearing, faggoty-accented queenies in Her Majesty’s vastly-diminished empire think we’re “weird.”
Well, we happen to think that calling sex “shagging” is weird. And calling a cigarette a “fag” is weird. And not showering or brushing your teeth very often is weird, not to mention disgusting. And living in a country where the sh*tty weather makes you want to slit your wrists is weird. So, with all due respect to our hygiene-challenged friends on the other side of the pond, kindly stick our copy of Braveheart in your crumpet-hole and get back to talking like a bunch of homos.
By Buzz April 9, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Let’s nuke Britain !!!
Wait. if we do that how will we get …………
Now that I think about it … what exactly do we get from Britain ? Besides bad musicians (not counting pre-1960 lads), and American Idol judges.
By old bike dude April 9, 2008 at 5:14 pm
OH YEAH!!! Well I tell you what Bucko, the next time the Germans come prancing down the Maginault Line you just go call on……what….that was the French………fuck the French.
OK you bunch of Limey bastards, the next time the buzz bombs are buzzing your ass………….
By Sav April 11, 2008 at 7:33 am
Why are americans obsessed with nuking everyone? It’s always ‘nuke this’ and ‘nuke that’.
Nuke Japan.
Nuke Iran.
Nuke Iraq.
Nuke Heads on the Block.
Why don’t you shut up about bombing people and get back to talking about Paris Hilton and eating Mcdonalds.
p.s. Americans are fat fucks
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By Snead April 12, 2008 at 9:39 am
1781, actually. The Treaty of Paris was ’83.
By BRITISH_AND_PROUD April 27, 2008 at 7:46 am
Don’t act like we’re the filthy ones – the ‘dirty south’ my friend, hill billy heaven. I bet their teeth are nice. Also, it’s our language, don’t tell us we’re wrong. It’s ENGLISH you adequately educated obese nation. I love the way you’re talkiing about stereotyping when that is all you’re doing yourself. Basing your analysis of British people on the passing comment of one reporter. You are clearly a twat. Hypocricsy, that’s the makings of a great nation right there. I agree that we do talk ‘like a bunch of homos’, it’s mainly because we are not a bunch of closet queens. You are a country that couldn’t even look at the vidoe for ‘I want to break free’ because of the transvestite. I wonder why?
By BRITISH_AND_PROUD April 27, 2008 at 7:54 am
oh yeah…. and can you stop killing our soldiers in wars we are helping you fight for your won ego and oil motivated reasons, because you are clearly too militarily inadequate to fight them yourselves. I know the USA helped us during WW2 but we have been paying for it ever since in terms of money and military experience because whenever you want something done properly, you call on the SAS.
By jb May 4, 2008 at 6:15 pm
no we think americans are weird becuase they think we have bad teeth. No other country does, yet every country thinks aemrica is full of fat, dumb people. And americans all think we talk like fuckin Simon Cowell, meaning like a homo. Thats why think ur fuckin weird, u faggots. actually go to england, u twats and see that our teeth our straight and white, our voices are an octave deeper than ur gay accents. Espicially when u guys say shit like ‘douchebag’ or ‘malibu’, its sounds unbelivably gay. and 95% couldnt give a shit if the useless queen died tomorrow. u guys really do have a pretty fucked up view of Britian, how come the serious knife, theft and gun crime over here is never show in the US.
By Anna May 10, 2008 at 8:16 am
Haha. Yes we do think you’re weird… and funny in an ‘ironic’ way (which you don’t get).
Actually, I think a lot of America DOES have a good sense of humor, but they have no idea about the rest of the world (hence the teeth comment, cheap and inaccurate), or how the world percieves them.
Any place that declares war on fundamentalism, whilst being run by fundamentalists itself… critisises OUR teeth whilst happily leaving people at the side of the road because they can’t afford medical insurance… brings up WW2 and the American Civil war with pride, yet never mentions Vietnam or the fact that the Iraq/afghanistan wars are both fought with weapons YOU sold them, I could go on… but ironic.
Britain is a VERY small country, what it’s given to the world is imensely disproportionate, the industrial revolution, the WWW, literature, culture. America is VERY large, and you use 25 percent on the world’s fossil fuels, you take money, oil and sap local culture by exporting Starbucks, Mcdonalds and GAP, turning the world into a homogeneous shopping mall.
You can hate us if you like, we can take a joke, but at least we’re not the French.
Lets all just be friends and thankful for that.
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Its a nice post about the same thing.
Thanks
By BB July 27, 2009 at 9:54 pm
You no when your reading a shit article if an American writes it.
Get back to eating your fat fast food you fat horrible ugly yank TWATS!!!!!!
By Brian Peppers August 18, 2009 at 8:22 am
ok… BB,
Know*
You’re*
stupid bitch
By RoboChrist November 3, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Canadians have this point of view too. As a matter of fact, I can give the British some advice: Never ever ever take what an American says with any hint of seriousness. You can’t argue with someone with their head so far up their ass.
By Lewis November 30, 2009 at 7:30 pm
This one article has made made change my perception of America completely. I absolutely loved the country and reading this has converted me to actually despise it with a passion. To all you Americans reading this, I wouldn’t piss on you If plane crashed into another tall building and brought your fat retarded country burning down to the ground. I really hope you enjoy your fat, ignorant and pathetic lives. Brb, Just going to brush my teeth :).
By Hold_up_a_sec February 11, 2010 at 2:47 pm
@BRITISH_AND_PROUD
-If you care so much about “your” language, then try learning spelling, grammar, and punctuation.
-Perhaps in your desperate search to demonstrate a wide knowledge of sophisticated vocabulary you somehow came to the conclusion that “adequate” was a pejorative term.
-Over 250 million people in the U.S. speak “your” language compared to a miniscule 50 million in England, Scotland, Northern Ireland, and Wales put together.
-I have yet to find a “vidoe” with a transvestite in it.
-We are not killing your soldiers. I believe that would be your government.
I would like to continue but unfortunately I have to leave for orchestra rehearsal.
By Hunter March 10, 2010 at 5:49 am
most importantly here, I think everybody on both sides doesn’t know anything worth actually talking about because most have never spent time living in one anothers countries. so that really just makes anybody who hasn’t spent time in one place and all they do is say bad things about it an ignorant idiot. not all british are weird or whatever americans say, and not all americans are fat and lazy or anything the british say. and if you say i’m wrong then you need to pull your head out of your ass and face the truth.
By jaynator May 10, 2010 at 6:43 pm
It’s true, 98% of all Americans are weird, fat, Aspergers-riddled, selfish, robotic, ignorant, un-travelled, backward, bigoted, homophobic (read: self-denying homosexual), sexist, racist (both the whites *and* the blacks), entitled, greedy, over-confident, under-capable, ill disciplined, mouthy useless twats who pump out media propaganda from Hollywood about how wonderful they and America are so that they can suck in the first and second generation immigrant Asian and European brains they critically need to actually generate anything of any worth here. Ignore any opposing response any American makes to this – their greatest fault is their total oblivious lack of self-awareness, which is also why China is going to give them such an economic arse-whipping we can all sit back and enjoy. And I thank you.
By John P June 23, 2010 at 7:46 pm
ha ha ha, this is the funniest thing I have seen in awhile. Proof of the idiotic mentality of the average american ‘got a problem then SHOUT LOUDLY, if it doesn’t go away invade or nuke it’. You seem to forget that we also have nucleur weapons, well enough of them to wipe your pathetic excuse for a country of the face of the earth. Have you seen the ending to Bravehart when we kill William Wallace or is you low intelligence also affecting you memory?
By noname June 27, 2010 at 8:54 am
I always thought Americans were nice til I started going online and now I think they’re ignorant. They think the sun shines out of their arses so much so that it wouldn’t surprise me if the tell the English they invented sunlight. I see them arguing on message boards and it’s the most pathetic shit I’ve ever seen. They’re always going on about peoples spelling and grammar and I think for fucks sake, grow up.
Americans want to control everyone and everything and everything is a big drama to them. Why? I have no idea, maybe to make them feel worthy.
By Jasper August 24, 2010 at 6:42 pm
Guess what.
America is literally the laughing stock of the world.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh
By DOG backwards October 28, 2010 at 11:11 pm
You know wat else comes from britian? BP oil company… that fukd up our gulf. Im born and raised San Diego, Ca, I’m sure you all know where that is, but whats with all the hate? Damn, our country’s government is not to be trusted, and the midwest and south of the country are full of weird ppl, southern california is where its at. You guys have shitty overcast weather year round and that’s why you’re all pale and shit, we have beautiful beaches and are the opitomy of luxury and thats why the rest of the world hates us, we know hot to live in extreme excess and we don’t give a fuk about the rest of the world and we are really violent soooo… don’t be jealous and bitter cause my life is sunny beaches and the greatest cities and your life is cold and overcast. PROP 19, hope it passes :P fuk BRITAIN why do you guys have such weird fukn accents. it sounds fo fukn gay hahaha. really, its hard to take any of you seriously when u talk, i always think they r fukn around at first then i learn its real haha. if u dont like us, then why do you enjoy our entertainment and know so much about our culture and mimic it? I dont know shit about britain and i don’t give a fuk. I’m writing a paper on modern Britian demographics for my sociology class at SDSU and came across this page of bitter bitch ass brits. i dnt care if my grammers or spelling is wrong, im sure you can read it and understand it. suk it easy motherfuckers
By DOG backwards October 28, 2010 at 11:33 pm
and everyone is sayin we are fat and ugly. Their is a lot of fat ppl, but not all of us. We have the most beautiful women in the world, well at least in my quarters, SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA san deigo, los angeles, orange county, inland empire. All of the models hot chicks in movies and magazines literally LIVE HERE. Hawaii has beautiful women too, my mom lives there and i often visit so I’m fairly familiar with it. The very few TV shows or movies I’ve seen made and starring all British people, all of you are EXTREMELY pale and not all of you have bad teeth, but an astonishing amount do, and your accents, don’t get me started. All of the most beautiful women in the world live driving distance from me. haha
By Andy Crampin April 28, 2011 at 1:16 pm
Hahaha. Dumb americans got TOLD.
By America The Great May 4, 2011 at 2:21 am
We American are good people no matter how your prospect us because you not live upon us. I say, that you insult us, in such immature ways that like no other, have no self proclaimed honor. You people, are terrible, what have we done? Hey Japan didn’t want to surrender! SO what, were going to waste our soldiers so they can send rice-paper doors to our soil? We are the land of the free, not a communist or “Still livin’ in Medevil terms with a King or a Queen. You know whats the problem with that!? You guys don’t allow anyone but your snotty stuck up self into that pit-hole.
By starfall September 6, 2011 at 4:48 pm
They look like in patriots movie…