This Might Be A Scam
… OR IT COULD BE SIC WILLIE IN TEN YEARS
FITSNews – April 4, 2008 – Since we’ve devoted a lot of time to raising breast awareness … err, breast cancer awareness here at FITSNews, we figured it would be extremely irresponsible of us to not pass along a warning we received last night about a potential breast exam scam.
While the photographic evidence (above ) is inconclusive, several women have written into FITSNews today to question the legitimacy of this would-be mammographer. Specifically, they claim his intentions are not to provide a legitimate medical service, but rather to achieve some perverse form of self-gratification known as “motorboating.”
Others have claimed that this is actually a picture of our founding editor taken from “the future,” presumably transported via a time-traveling DeLorean. Of course, this ignores the fact that Sic Willie is already dead, having succombed to a tragic motorboating accident in the middle of Oklahoma last August.
UPDATE – Oh, you have to click on “tragic motorboating accident” to get the joke.
Comments
By You guys are lame-o's on April 4th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
See this whole article is lame. Next time you make a “funny” you need to leave “lame” out. This is the kind of joke that makes Charlestonian blue bloods laugh.
There’s obviously a lack of testosterone and an abundance of estrogen in these articles lately.
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