Palmetto Suck
DOES PALMETTO SCOOP SPIT OR SWALLOW? LET’S ASK LINDSEY GRAHAM …
FITSNews – April 4, 2008 – Ordinarily, we hold our would-be competitors over at the Palmetto Scoop in high esteem. Sure, they’re paycheck players like most S.C. political blogs, but at least they’re honest about it and have a decent sense of humor. And even though their website has always been a commercial for McCain-loving politicians like U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham and S.C. Attorney General Henry McMaster, at least it’s not an incredibly lame commercial run by a bunch of annoying ass-clowns.
Of course today’s “This Is Why Lindsey Graham Is Awesome” headline, which trumpets some utterly inconsequential political trash talk that Graham directed toward U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi regarding the War in Iraq, is a notable exception. For the five people in Washington, D.C. who give a rat’s ass about Lindsey’s incredibly boring comments in response to Speaker Pelosi’s incredibly boring comments, here’s the Scoop’s scorecard:
BOOM! That’s ballgame folks. I haven’t heard such a solid rebuke since the Old Testament.
If you’re keeping score, Graham’s in the hundreds and Pelosi’s in the negatives somewhere.
Actually we weren’t keeping score, except in the “spit” and “swallow” categories for blog fellatio. We may start scoring “reacharounds,” too, but we’ve heard Sen. Graham isn’t that courteous. Maybe the Scoop will enlighten us on that point in future posts …
Comments
By Tim on April 5th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
spits.
By Liberty For Me on May 12th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
FITs you should not comment on something without a little investigation.It would not have taken to much energy to find evidence of what is obvious, that Graham is a bottom.Graham and Fla gov.Charlie Crist are quite the couple…Time to put a new face on the GOP,no more RINO wristers
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