Fake Breasts For McCain
HEIDI MONTAG ENDORSES ARIZONA REPUBLICAN
FITSNews – April 3, 2008 – We know that “shares our values” is a pretty hackneyed term in American politics, but when it comes to Heidi Montag’s endorsement of John McCain, we honestly couldn’t have picked anything that more perfectly expresses how we feel right now.
Seriously, the chick who had the courage to come forward and admit that fake breasts are worth dying for (editor’s note: we’re still waiting on her Congressional Medal for that ) has decided to throw her silicone support behind the Arizona Maverick, which as far as we’re concerned settles this thing once and for all.
Now if we can just get her cake boy television boyfriend to endorse Barack Obama …
Anyway, this is the most patriotic we’ve felt since … like, ever. Our hearts are literally bursting with pride in our great land, and if you could look inside our proud chests at the moment you’d see a bald eagle perched on Heidi Montag’s bare shoulder with an American flag blowing gently in the breeze in the background. Our County ‘Tis Of Thee, Sweet Land of Liberty? Check and check, baby.
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By Yo on April 3rd, 2008 at 5:01 pm
God Bless America
By old bike dude on April 3rd, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Now there’s a flag I’d like to rise to each day.
Get some…oohhhrah
By Jeffrey Sewell on April 3rd, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Yo,
Got nothing more to say!
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