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MCCAIN’S MAKING HIS LIST AND CHECKING IT TWICE

FITSNews – April 2, 2008 – GOP presidential nominee John McCain says he’s working on his vice presidential selection, telling a radio show this morning that he’s got about 20 names on his current list. Of course if you read FITSNews, you know he’s actually whittled it down to five, and that S.C Gov. Mark Sanford didn’t make the cut. Anyway, from Reuters:

The Arizona senator said the list included about 20 names but he would give none of them. A host of Republican politicians have been mentioned as possibilities. “It’s every name imaginable,” he said.

McCain said “a couple of people” have been approached about heading his vice presidential search committee, with no decision made yet.

Every name imaginable? Wait … whose imagination are we talking about here? Cause if it was our imagination, we’d have Andre “Ice Cold” 3000 at the top of our list. After all, he’s “got your back like chiroprac,” and he knows the type of people that can make the club get “crunk.”