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Jennifer Love Hewitt Sure Looks Pregnant April 1, 2008

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FITSNews - April 1, 2008 - You know, the sad thing is everybody will probably assume that the April Fool’s joke is that actress Jennifer Love Hewitt is not pregnant. After all, when you review the evidence, that would seem to be the logical conclusion.

Reps for Hewitt insist the rumor isn’t true, of course, although there’s no doubt it’s thrown a Jennifer Love Hewitt-sized wrench into the whole “Jennifer Love Hewitt isn’t fat” PR campaign they’ve been waging for the past nine months. You know, ever since these pictures (and these pictures) shocked a nation to its very core last summer.

We know what Jennifer Love Hewitt did last summer, people - she ate everything in sight. And apparently a lot that was out of sight, too. Which is too bad, because we like to remember JLH like this, or like this. Of course we’ve been known to be excessively nostalgic at times. Not to mention excessively sensitive and encouraging of women who struggle with their weight.


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1. Natasha - April 1, 2008

Dude, that is just wrong, she looks great!

2. Beth - April 1, 2008

This is stupid. She looks fine.

3. RCP - April 1, 2008

I think she is still cute. I like women with “meat” on their bones.

4. how the mighty have fallen - April 1, 2008

for the sake of the first three posters, i believe our friend will should post a comparison picture from before the “meat.”

5. T - April 1, 2008

You know what I have to say about this.

6. neutral observer - April 2, 2008

To new “FIT” readers:

Please note that Willie is proud to be a pig. It is his defining characteristic, and like an infected bug bite, the more you pick at it the uglier it gets.

Best just to leave it alone.

7. arnie - April 3, 2008

she’s sexy… sexiest in the world

8. Ryu Hayabusa - April 10, 2008

She’s not pregnant. She just likes really cakes.

9. maddi - April 16, 2008

are you kidding me?
anyone who thinks this woman is ‘fat’ should be shot. she’s beautiful. and she is thin. She’s not dead skinny like the rest of hollywood, just thin. she’s perfect and i think she is the perfect role model. how can people look up to someone who looks like their going to snap their legs.

10. kim fawkes - April 22, 2008

people who obsess about celebrity’s weight disgust me.
jennifer is beautiful and your probably just some fat loser who can’t get laid so your sitting here typing about how “fat” someone else is to make yourself feel better.

11. gNorway17 - April 24, 2008

People don’t know what an article like this means to those girls that struggles with their body image. Showing off beautiful Jennifer Love Hewitt like this, saying SHE’S fat… Both you, me and everyone else knows that she’s neither pregnant OR fat.

12. Thor - April 30, 2008

Jennifer Love looks tons better than the poster of this RIDICULOUS ARTICLE will ever look… Some people have nothing better to do with their worthless lives than to bad mouth others… Someway, somehow, I’m sure Jennifer Love will get over this pathetic attempt at a “diss”…

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