Jennifer Love Hewitt Sure Looks Pregnant
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FITSNews – April 1, 2008 – You know, the sad thing is everybody will probably assume that the April Fool’s joke is that actress Jennifer Love Hewitt is not pregnant. After all, when you review the evidence, that would seem to be the logical conclusion.
Reps for Hewitt insist the rumor isn’t true, of course, although there’s no doubt it’s thrown a Jennifer Love Hewitt-sized wrench into the whole “Jennifer Love Hewitt isn’t fat” PR campaign they’ve been waging for the past nine months. You know, ever since these pictures (and these pictures) shocked a nation to its very core last summer.
We know what Jennifer Love Hewitt did last summer, people - she ate everything in sight. And apparently a lot that was out of sight, too. Which is too bad, because we like to remember JLH like this, or like this. Of course we’ve been known to be excessively nostalgic at times. Not to mention excessively sensitive and encouraging of women who struggle with their weight.
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By Natasha on April 1st, 2008 at 10:27 am
Dude, that is just wrong, she looks great!
By Beth on April 1st, 2008 at 12:01 pm
This is stupid. She looks fine.
By RCP on April 1st, 2008 at 12:22 pm
I think she is still cute. I like women with “meat” on their bones.
By how the mighty have fallen on April 1st, 2008 at 1:00 pm
for the sake of the first three posters, i believe our friend will should post a comparison picture from before the “meat.”
By T on April 1st, 2008 at 9:11 pm
You know what I have to say about this.
By neutral observer on April 2nd, 2008 at 9:26 am
To new “FIT” readers:
Please note that Willie is proud to be a pig. It is his defining characteristic, and like an infected bug bite, the more you pick at it the uglier it gets.
Best just to leave it alone.
By arnie on April 3rd, 2008 at 8:51 am
she’s sexy… sexiest in the world
By Ryu Hayabusa on April 10th, 2008 at 8:35 am
She’s not pregnant. She just likes really cakes.
By maddi on April 16th, 2008 at 6:07 am
are you kidding me?
anyone who thinks this woman is ‘fat’ should be shot. she’s beautiful. and she is thin. She’s not dead skinny like the rest of hollywood, just thin. she’s perfect and i think she is the perfect role model. how can people look up to someone who looks like their going to snap their legs.
By kim fawkes on April 22nd, 2008 at 6:42 pm
people who obsess about celebrity’s weight disgust me.
jennifer is beautiful and your probably just some fat loser who can’t get laid so your sitting here typing about how “fat” someone else is to make yourself feel better.
By gNorway17 on April 24th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
People don’t know what an article like this means to those girls that struggles with their body image. Showing off beautiful Jennifer Love Hewitt like this, saying SHE’S fat… Both you, me and everyone else knows that she’s neither pregnant OR fat.
By Thor on April 30th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Jennifer Love looks tons better than the poster of this RIDICULOUS ARTICLE will ever look… Some people have nothing better to do with their worthless lives than to bad mouth others… Someway, somehow, I’m sure Jennifer Love will get over this pathetic attempt at a “diss”…
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