Dead Tree Media Blues

IT SUCKS BEING A NEWSPAPER THESE DAYS, PEOPLE

FITSNews - March 28, 2008 - According to the Newspaper Association of America, total print advertising revenue dropped 9.4% last year - the biggest decline since the association began tracking data fifty-seven years ago.

This is so awesome. Seriously, bad news like this couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of people. Not only do newspapers level forests, clutter your driveways and get ink all over your fingers, but they pretend to be unbiased purveyors of truth despite their obvious agenda-setting proclivities.

So what’s responsible for this massive print revenue drop-off? Well, quite frankly - we are. With record numbers of people abandoning these idiots and turning to websites like FITSNews to get the real scoop, expect newspaper advertising to continue hurtling downward in the years to come.

Oh and by the way, if you’re interested in your message reaching the high-income movers, shakers and decision-makers (as opposed to the unwashed masses) here in South Carolina, shoot us a line. We really can make all your wildest dreams come true.

Comments

By na nu nu na on March 28th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

you have an agenda. so you have no room to talk. and another thing i thought u would post about the bill to ban lap dances which is right up your alley. the ban is absolutely ludicrous after all arent these same senators and representatives that are getting lap dances? hypocritical and a complete waste of tax dollars