Spitzer’s Second Hooker Is Sorta Scary

By fitsnews • on March 27, 2008
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KRISTEN “BILLIE” DAVIS IS SAID TO HAVE PERSONALLY SERVICED FORMER NEW YORK GOVERNOR

FITSNews – March 27, 2008 – We’re not proud of this, but about four years ago we went to a strip club in the vicinity of Santee, South Carolina (one which shall remain nameless) because we were told you could “walk in with $20 and still have a good time.” Turns out that was only half true, because the girls inside all looked like Kristen “Billie” Davis, the New York City madam who was identified this morning as the second hooker to provide sexual services to disgraced Empire State Gov. Eliot Spitzer. From the NY Post:

“(Davis) personally interfaced with Spitzer a number of times” since 2003 before she became a madam, a source close to Davis said.

When asked about the allegation, Davis told The Post, “I can’t talk about it.” Spitzer’s spokeswoman, Anna Cordasco, countered that “Mr. Spitzer was not ever a client of Ms. Davis.”

Aside from the fact that “interfacing” is something you do with computers (not your naughty bits), this denial from Spitzer kind of makes us proud to know the man. We don’t care how “stacked” the evidence may be, we wouldn’t admit to touching that woman, either. You only admit to nailing the hot prostitutes, people. Bravo to you, Mr. Former Governor!

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By confused on March 27th, 2008 at 7:21 pm

Is that a man or a woman…

I thought Kristen Davis was the girl from Columbia on Sex and the City with the sex tape

By Believe It Not (a.k.a. Sic Willie's Stalker) on March 27th, 2008 at 7:27 pm

Looks like sic(k) willie in drag.

By Believe It Not (a.k.a. Sic Willie's Stalker) on March 27th, 2008 at 10:26 pm

We were wrong. This can’t be sic(k) willie in drag. His boobs are not quite that big, yet. But, give the harmonies more time. They’ll grow.

By Darrell Jenkins on March 28th, 2008 at 12:32 am

I am pretty sure that having sexual relations with that creature would make you gay. I thought Spitzer had some taste with the GGW girl, but this is just disgusting. It would take more than a condom to protect yourself from whatever he/she/it? is carrying.

By bird on March 28th, 2008 at 4:09 pm

I think it’s a man too. And the upside down cross around its neck is a further warning to maybe stay away from it.

By Calhoun Fawls on March 29th, 2008 at 12:09 am

This makes the hos on the mean streets of Atlanta look hot. . Someone paid for that skank? Wow. I hope it was not 4 grand. She looks like the dollar a hollar type of ho.

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