Michelle Malkin Loves Us
… AND THE FEELING IS MUTUAL, PEOPLE
FITSNews – March 27, 2008 – Until yesterday, we had no idea who Michelle Malkin was. Now we can’t imagine life without her, because apparently getting a mention on her national blog is almost as good for web traffic as Salma Hayek’s breasts, Lindsay Lohan’s breasts or making fun of Ron Paul. The latter of which has nothing to do with breasts, lamentably.
Seriously, just one mention on the site run by this sassy Filipino temptress has sent our hit counter flying through the stratosphere. It’s also sent our founding editor flying off to find his Nintendo No Game Boy in the hopes of finally scoring with a hot Asian chick. Bad, Sic Willie. Bad.
Anyway, we’ve read a couple of Miss Malkin’s posts today and homegirl’s definitely got game. We particularly appreciate her take on the government’s ongoing war against parental rights, as well as her thoughts on the brewing LA Times fiasco we posted on yesterday.
So thanks, Michelle. You keep up the good work … and we’ll do our best to keep Sic Willie away from you.
Comments
By bird on March 27th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Hey Michelle!
You are awesome! Wish I could send that $49 for your new book, but funds are at low-tide right about now. Could you maybe send a freebie copy down here to the Lexington County Public Library? We could all feast — conservatives gone wild! Plus, maybe it would give the one old hippie there that I have yet to figure out what his purpose is, something constructive to do with his tax-payer-funded time.
Why aren’t you ever on FoxNews anymore? I’d trade you for that Tanya Body Language torture ANYDAY. She just makes things up as she goes along. Don’t you agree?
Take Care!
By Malkin is evil on March 27th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Don’t do it, Sic. Aligning yourself with this miserable harpie will bring you bad karma, dude. She makes Ann Coulter seem sane.
By farang on March 27th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
She is Thai!
By bird on March 28th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Ann Coulter is sane as sunshine! Are you maybe a MAN — that can’t handle the speed and intensity of her biting verbiage??!!?
By bird on March 28th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Willie — you are editing me again. Stop it!
By sid on March 28th, 2008 at 10:35 am
“The latter of which has nothing to do with breasts, lamentably.”
Well, except that Paul is a bit of a boob.
By bird on March 28th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Is there a redemptive, grand future payoff as to why the ‘breasts thread’ gets injected into every conceivable thought around here?
By Tim on March 31st, 2008 at 11:51 pm
I can’t believe you didn’t know who she is! Here’s my favorite article on her, which claims she is Korean: http://12.107.40.66/lsn/news.asp?articleID=9840.
By Tim on March 31st, 2008 at 11:52 pm
Oh yeah… and in case you missed this: http://newsbusters.org/node/12049
By bushsox on May 31st, 2008 at 6:15 am
That oriental bitch can eat my “vice president” everyday.
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