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MEET THE S.C. “DEFORM CAUCUS”

FITSNews – March 26, 2008 – We thought we were pretty clever when we named political consultant Rod Shealy’s latest invention the “Reefer Caucus,” but some cartoonist has apparently out-clevered us by calling this group of election year panderers the “Deform Caucus.”

Sure, some people will probably get offended at the retard implication, but let’s be honest, you do have to be retarded (or high) to join this group … or to believe that career big government, status quo politicians like Hugh Leatherman, Catherine Ceips, Bill Sandifer, Bob Walker and the other ass-clowns who joined this Bogusness Brigade are in any way, shape or form worthy of the name ”reformers.”

Of course, if you’re not a member of the “Deform Caucus,” be prepared to have Shealy send an illegal immigrant over to your house posing as a painter. And if that doesn’t work, be prepared to have him send Sic Willie over.

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