Diddy: LA Times Used Fake Documents
RAPPER’S ATTORNEYS PLEASED THAT NEWSPAPER IS INVESTIGATING ITSELF
FITSNews - March 26, 2008 - Attorneys for rapper Sean “Diddy” Combs (formerly known as P-Diddy and Puff Daddy) are thanking the Los Angeles Times today for conducting an internal investigation into allegations that FBI documents referenced in a recent investigative story by the paper are in fact forgeries.
Diddy, who is pictured above conducting a spot assessment of Jessica Biel’s breasts, was accused by the paper of having advance knowledge of the drive-by shooting that killed rival rapper Tupac Shakur twelve years ago. The allegations were based on FBI documents that have since been revealed by The Smoking Gun to be forgeries.
In other news, Jessica Biel’s breasts are pretty amazing, and we can’t blame Diddy one bit for giving them the old “up-down.” We once conducted an internal investigation of our own breasts, and deemed them to be both real and spectacular.
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By Muckraker on March 26th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Sic Wil,
Haha, who woulda thunk? You finally got the shout-out from Chris Cillizza that you’ve been dreaming about…
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