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Another Illegal Alien?

By fitsnews • on March 26, 2008

NOW WE’VE GOT A SCANDAL PEOPLE!

FITSNews - March 26, 2008 - We knew that our founding editor Sic Willie used to work with South Carolina’s resident dirty prankster, Rod Shealy, but we had no idea that the two of them were working together on State Senator Catherine Ceips‘ campaign, which kicked off its reelection bid in Beaufort, S.C. over the weekend by planting an illegal immigrant at the home of former Sanford Chief of Staff Tom Davis.

Now, according to a photo obtained exclusively by FITSNews, we may have yet another Rod Shealy “dirty trick” on our hands. In fact, the individual in the Andre Is My Co-Pilot T-shirt (pictured above) was spotted painting Davis’ home earlier today by Ceips’ Chief of Staff Randy Bates - who once again just happened to be in the neighborhood carrying a camera and accompanied by a translator.

After inviting Bates into Davis’ house, this immigrant posed for pictures, identified himself as “Señor Sic Willie” and admitted that he was in the country illegally.

“Green Card? I don’t need no stinking Greed Card!” the immigrant alleged to be Señor Sic Willie told Ceips’ Chief of Staff. “Are you threatening me? I am the Great Bungholio! I need TP! TP for my bunghole!”

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Comments

By Harry on March 26th, 2008 at 6:18 pm

Wrong…oh, so wrong.

By Believe It Not (a.k.a. Sic Willie's Stalker) on March 26th, 2008 at 9:24 pm

Actually, this looks like Beldar of Remulak’s 3rd cousin, twice removed, Homer of Remulak. But, there is a striking Remulak-ee-semblance to sic(k) willie. Hey, willie, “You Are What You Is.” Get it? Rock on!!