By fitsnews – March 25, 2008
GAMECOCKS FRESHMAN QUARTERBACK IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW … AGAIN
FITSNews – March 25, 2008 – Just days after telling a reporter he had “grown up” following two arrests last year, South Carolina freshman quarterback Stephen Garcia is facing fresh charges, meaning there’s a good chance the best quarterback prospect in Gamecock history may never play a down at the school. From The State:
Garcia, 20, was one of three players cited and charged with underage drinking after police found them with coolers of beer outside East Quad dormitory at 6:30 p.m. Saturday, the first of two incidents involving Garcia in a five-hour span at the dorm that houses the majority of USC players.
The other incident apparently had something to do with a fire extinguisher, but we had already slit our wrists at that point in the story and started losing consciousness. In other news, why the hell can’t the rest of The State newspaper be as good as their sports page? Seriously, it’s the only section of the newspaper that’s worth a damn, which is saying a lot considering how bad South Carolina sucks.
Anyway, we’re sure all the overall-wearing inbreds who populate Clemson chatrooms are celebrating this morning, sort of like they do when cans of Skoal go on sale. Or when the cow udders they milk every day are nice and supple. Mmmm, Miss Delilah Belle … that … feels … so … good …
