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Be Still Our Beating Hearts

By fitsnews • on March 21, 2008

SINGER, DUCT TAPE, GUITAR APPEAR IN PHOTO SHOOT

FITSNews - March 21, 2008 - People often wonder about what they would do if they could travel back and forth through time. Like would they go back and bet on the Giants in Super Bowl XLII? Or get in on that whole Louisiana Purchase deal? Or buy the great-grandfather of their arch-nemesis an all-expense paid trip on the Titanic’s maiden voyage?

All of those sound like good ideas, but the only possible use for time travel we can think of at the moment is going back in time to put some clothes on Amy Winehouse, who for reasons defying all logic and comprehension decided to get naked recently.

Winehouse apparently stripped to raise money and awareness for the fight against breast cancer, which we’re sure will totally do the trick. Seriously, you’ve met your match, breast cancer.

UPDATE - For the latest evidence of Winehouse’s stunning visual appeal, check out this link from Tyler Durden. We are making sexy tiger noises right now, baby!