“Just keep spending, just keep spending, just keep spending…oh, wait I’m a Republican…oh no, well that would mean I wouldn’t have been able to sell out to the Dems. But I did…hmmm. Oh hey little fella, sure I can give you some money too. WAIT, I’m supposed to remember something…ohhh what is it, spend?…no, uhhh save?…no, mmm be Republican?…no….Oh, Oh, I got it! Play both sides so I have a better chance of being Governor.”

Harrell, your starting to get sloppy!