Lindsay’s Hissy Fit

LOHAN THROWS TANTRUM AT BEVERLY HILLS PARTY

FITSNews – March 20, 2008 – Actress Lindsay Lohan threw a tantrum and refused to walk the red carpet at a recent Beverly Hills party once the thrice-rehabbed popslut saw that a line of handbags promoted by her rival, Paris Hilton, were being featured at the event. According to the Celebrity News Service, Lohan’s antics left a bad impression on Scandinavian businessman Claus Hjelmbak, the sponsor of the event:

Lohan, 21, was asked by the businessman to host the bash after he decided to let his original and favored choice Britney Spears to rest and have time to address her issues. However, it is unlikely that he would like to work with her again after the episode at the party.

The singer/actress had apparently refused to walk the red carpet after she saw the backdrop featuring Paris Hilton’s name. The party was also a promotional event for the heiress’ bags collection. Lohan reportedly stayed at the mansion’s kitchen and threw a tantrum. She reportedly ordered that Hilton’s name be removed before she walked down the carpet.

Since Lindsay can do no wrong, we have to assume that Claus Hjelmbak is entirely to blame for this unfortunate incident. We also have to assume that Paris is a whore. And that her handbags are for whores. Additionally, we have to assume that Scandinavia sucks, and that anybody who’s ever visited Scandinavia sucks a little bit, too, just for having been there. Finally, we have to assume that freckles are incredibly, incredibly sexy.