Non-Inflatable Jessica Simpson Coming To South Carolina?

By fitsnews • on March 19, 2008
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jessica simpson coming to SC

OH, AND JAMIE PRESSLY TOO

FITSNews – March 19, 2008 – Hollywood hotties Jessica Simpson and Jamie Pressly could be headed to South Carolina later this year, sources tell FITSNews.

Oh … and we’re not talking about the inflatable version of Jessica Simpson, either. Or the fake Jessica that cost the Dallas Cowboys a trip to the Super Bowl last year.

Some people are speculating that these two bodacious babes are coming here to film something, others say they’ll be participating in some sort of charity event. People, people … isn’t it obvious what’s going on here? Can anybody say “threesome with Sic Willie?”

There’s really no other reason we can think of for them to come here. Honestly.

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By Gary Busey on March 19th, 2008 at 2:56 pm

I don’t appreciate you bashing me. You’re just jealous that I might get to kiss her in the movie, “Sic Willie” or whoever you are.

I’ll get you. And I’ll get her. And then I’ll be happy.

I mean, Garner and Linney won’t talk to me anymore….

By Gary Busey on March 19th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

See. I win. I challenge you and you took my name off the post!

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