On Second Thought …
… WE’RE NOT SO EXCITED ABOUT JESSICA BIEL COMING TO SOUTH CAROLINA NOW
FITSNews - March 17, 2008 - Could it be the mere thought of coming to South Carolina is enough to make Hollywood hotties as ugly as sin? It appears so, people, because we were under the impression that Jessica Biel looked like this, not like this.
Biel, who is headed to the Palmetto State this April to film the movie “Nailed,” was photographed at LAX this weekend doing her best Heidi Klum impersonation, although in all fairness to Biel at least her name follows the whole “i before e, except after c” rule. Which is important, people.
Anyway, we’re glad South Carolina’s film incentive program is bringing A-list Tinseltown talent down here to God’s Country, but let’s be honest … if the prospect of a couple weeks here in the mobile home capital of the world makes them look like this, we might want to create some sort of “make-up incentive package” as well.
Comments
By Monkeydarts on March 17th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
I think it’s sweet that these women spend so much time making themselves look their very best for us in movies and TV shows. They care so much it hurts sometimes since it would be so much easier to go through life without cosmetic surgery, hair/ nail appointments, and makeup. Bless them all for making our lives so much richer.
By why do you care? on March 17th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
And I’m sure you look like a vision after you’ve disembarked from an airplane.
Get a life fuckwads
By bird on March 17th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Ooo Eee — Now we really care!!
By Yo on March 17th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Dude… she is still hot as hell
By Jennifer on November 3rd, 2008 at 9:23 am
Seriously she is gorgeous here. I have never done an internet insult in my quarter century of a life but you my friend must be gay.
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