Fat People Are Making Excuses
COMPUTER STUDY SAYS GENES, NOT HAMBURGERS TO BLAME FOR OBESITY
FITSNews – March 17, 2008 – In the latest attempt by fat people to eat whatever the hell they want and blame it all on science, a new Icelandic study says that obesity is a result of your genes, not what you eat or the old “big-boned” excuse. From the story:
The second study by researchers from Merck, the Icelandic company deCODE Genetics and the National University, Iceland involved more than 1,000 people known to be susceptible to obesity and then used a powerful computer to match data on genetic makeup, gene use and obesity to identify networks of gene interactions altered in individual susceptible to obesity. A gene expression network constructed from human fat tissue contained a similar core group of genes found to be causally related to obesity in the mouse study.
In a related scientific study conducted by our own Sic Willie, making hourly trips to the Burger King drive-thru is also “casually related to obesity,” as is sitting very still and avoiding all forms of physical exertion.
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By Wickedashtray on March 17th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
OH NOES! TEH FATTIES ARE HUMANZ TOO!
“WORDS HURT!”
By Believe It Not (a.k.a. Sic Willie's Stalker) on March 17th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
sic(k) willie. Lay off “fat people” until you drop 20 pounds. We saw you at lunch. “Super-sized” fatburgers don’t help your blood pressure.
By Beauregard Hampton Calhoun on March 17th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Typical comment from South Cackalackey scum — then again, what did anyone from that sucky little “state of confusion” ever do for anyone anyway? If only y’all had succeeded seceding, you’d have elevated Worst Virginia one notch on the evolutionary scale.
By McLame on March 17th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I feel sorry for those black tennis shoes worn by that beanbag in the picture.
By Buzzby on March 17th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
An inclination towards obesity may be genetic, but you can’t put the fat on unless you’re eating more than you’re burning off.
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By T on March 17th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Is that me?
By nicole on October 2nd, 2008 at 4:33 pm
i want people to know that im fat, not huge but fat and ive stopped eating because of people like this who make me feel unwelcome and weird. I dont understand while people care if other people are fat? Why should my only choices be live with people thinking badly about me or get skinny so they can be happy with the way i look?
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