Salma Hayek Wanted A Boy March 16, 2008
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UNFORTUNATELY, BILLIONAIRE FRENCH FIANCE HAD WEAK SPERM
FITSNews - March 16, 2008 - The news that actress Salma Hayek wanted a boy instead of a girl is over a week old, and thus not especially relevant to much of anything anymore. The news that Salma Hayek has ridonkulously humungolicious Guadala-Ton-Tons (editor’s note: NSFW ) is always relevant, however.
In fact, we were so moved by Hayek’s photos that we just sent $1,000 to the National Sweater Monkey Liberation Society.
After all, huddled masses yearning to breathe free is what America is all about … well, until we build a border fence to keep out people who look like Hayek, anyway.
We think that’s lousy public policy, people … but we guess Republicans do need something to run on this year.
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hey, I can’t add a comment to any of the ravenel blogs below. I need to get across something. Especially to “TWIGI: The World Is Going Insane” Blogger. He won’t allow anon posting, and well, I”m not going to use my Blogger account, so sorry, Big Guy. I wanted to say:
Hey, Don’t blame Ravenel for being honest when he was giving a detailed accounting in the PSI. This report was supposed to be kept confidential. The judge broke precedent by reading it out to the public! He was that desperate to justify his sentencing of a casual, occasional user, who made some bad personal mistakes in judgment. The judge was using this PRIVATE REPORT to argue with THE PROSECUTION! I know you are concerned about kids hearing this and justifying their drug use, saying that Ravenel was successful and he has been using drugs since he was a teenager. This is NOT the case! It is so unfair that this PRIVATE, PERSONAL report was used to characterize someone who tried drugs as a youth and later, as an adult, made some bad mistakes.
Will you have to publish this somewhere. I can’t get it to go thru on the appropriate blogs. It was patently unfair for the judge to throw this out like red meat to a ravenous public.