Our New Cover Girl Is Kinda Dorky

GEEKY IS THE NEW HAWT

FITSNews – March 9, 2008 – Since La Socialista sucks so bad, we’ve taken to reading the New Jersey-based Cherry Hill Courier-Post a good bit lately. No kidding, it’s a real paper, people. And unlike La Socialista – which devoted its Life & Style section to the exploits of some creepy college basketball fan – the Cherry Hill CP actually snagged an interview with our new cover girl, the lovely Amy Adams.

Turns out she’s kinda goofy:

“I was a very fearful child,” recalls the daughter of a U.S. serviceman dad and housewife mom. “When I got a bike for the first time, I remember thinking, “Riding a bike can’t be a very good idea. I could fall.’

“My sister would go, “Cool, a bike!’ She stole my pink Huffy because I didn’t learn how to ride it. So she just took it and went off and had a good time.”

Let’s face it, there’s not a thrill on the planet quite like riding a pink Huffy. Especially if you’re going downhill. How do we know? Well, that’s what we rode as little girls. In fact, we and our pink Huffys formed an all-female police squad that patrolled the mean streets of our suburban neighborhood, handing out citations and locking up naughty little boys like Sic Willie. It’s similar to we do now, except add jujitsu, fully-automatic weapons, five-inch heels and 300-horsepower “crotch rockets” to the mix.