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Shoop-Ba-Doop March 8, 2008

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SALT-N-PEPA DOES IT AGAIN, ENDORSES SHOOPMAN FOR SENATE

FITSNews - March 8, 2008 - Saying he was “packed and stacked, especially in the back,” Salt-N-Pepa officially endorsed the State Senate bid of S.C. Rep. Phillip Shoopman today, adding that the second-term Upstate fiscal conservative should “prolly thank (his) mother for a butt like that.”

From the press release:

Shoop shoop a-doobie like scoobie doobie doo
I love you in your big jeans, you give me nice dreams
You make me wanna scream, oooo, oooo, oooo!
I like what ya do when you do what ya do
You make me wanna shoop

Salt-N-Pepa also endorsed Shoopman in his 2006 race for the State House, which is the only other time the duo has gotten involved in South Carolina politics. In accepting the rare nod from Cheryl James (a.k.a. Salt) and Sandy Denton (a.k.a. Pepa), Shoopman told FITSNews, “S and the p wanna kick with me, cool.”

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1. Harden Gervais - March 9, 2008

Can’t wait to see that Shoopman’s paying you. Or, maybe, Starboard’s just sending cash your way so you can pimp their clients? Either way, it should be a fun time going through the first quarter reports.