TMZ Is Getting Boring
IT’S ALL AMERICAN IDOL, ALL THE TIME
FITSNews – March 7, 2008 – We used to love TMZ.com. Seriously, it was like our third favorite celebrity gossip site behind Tyler Durden and The Superficial. Lamentably, what used to be a pretty decent assortment of breaking popslut shenanigans has now turned into a friggin’ American Idol Drudge Report. Like this breaking anti-news:
(Idol contestant) Michael Johns used to go by the name Michael Lee … and Lee was one young, hottie of a tennis player.
In 1998, Michael was a student on a tennis scholarship at the Abraham Baldwin Agricultural College in Georgia. According to a program from the school’s tennis department, his major was drama!
Lee changed his name to Johns when he moved from Tifton to Atlanta. According to the Tifton Gazette, he was only at ABAC for two quarters before leaving to pursue his music career.
We just surveyed the four rats living in our attic, and all four agreed they could give their own asses about why this cake boy changed his faggoty name to an even more faggoty name. Sure, half the country is obsessed with the background stories of these no-talent losers, but frankly we’ve got better things to focus on. Oh, we also stumbled upon a rare “flying f*ck” today, and it told us it could care less which one of these ass-clowns sang some “lovey doo” regurgitated Peaches & Herb bullsh*t the best. Case closed? Like Perry Mason, beeyatches.
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By just me on March 8th, 2008 at 12:15 am
I am – quite frankly – disappointed in your gratuitous use of gay slurs. Maybe I missed something – but I didn’t know you were so narrow-minded as to be homophobic. As an avid reader – and commenter – I would – respectfully – ask that the homosexual slams go away. Not a class act. I am disappointed in you.
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