Smoking Is Hazardous To Your Face

AMY WINEHOUSE IS BUILDING A MYSTERY, PEOPLE

FITSNews – March 5, 2008 – In case you haven’t been following Amy Winehouse’s face lately, let’s just say there’s been a LOT going on.

First we heard that she had been afflicted with impetigo, which may or may not be real, but then the Sun UK offered a different theory based on eyewitness accounts at London diner:

The troubled star was with pals when she was asked THREE TIMES by (diner) staff to put out her Marlboro Light because of the smoking ban. As she received her final warning, Amy stared straight into the waitress’s eyes and pushed the burning tip of the fag into her own face. A source at the diner said: “She hardly flinched because she was so high. The whole place was open-mouthed in horror.”

Amy tried to conceal the wound with foundation — but it has now apparently become infected, causing the swelling on her cheek.

We’re guessing the Sun UK isn’t calling Winehouse’s Marlboro Light a homosexual. Because that would be politically incorrect. “Pushed the burning tip of the fag into her own face” refers to pushing a cigarette into her own face, people. Other than that, we really couldn’t find anything unusual about this story. Well, at least not for chicks who like a little horse tranquilizer in their drug cocktails.

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