Kate + Hudson = Not Pregnant
BUT THE WORLD’S PERFECT BOTTOM HAS FINALLY BEEN FOUND
FITSNews - March 4, 2008 - It seems like every time we post something like this, we get a call from somebody complaining that our website is “objectifying women.” Of course that’s code for “I’m ugly,” so we just ignore those people the way the rest of society does. Plus, it’s not our fault Kate Hudson wouldn’t turn around when we yelled “hey, Kate Hudson.” That’s her name isn’t it?
Anyway, the good news is that Kate Hudson is not pregnant. The other good news is that our seemingly interminable search for the world’s most bodacious badonkadonk has finally come to an end, and the sacred “strong as ghost’s breath” mantle can now be deservingly bestowed upon Kate Hudson’s utterly flawless pooper.
The bad news? After about five minutes of our retinas burning a hole through our computer monitor, it finally got pissed, slapped us and threatened to tell our moms we were having impure thoughts about Kate Hudson. Then it said something about how we should stop objectifying women.
Comments
By just me on March 4th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Let’s just call a lech a lech - and you, Will, are a lech.
And thanks for your slam on women with brains - pointing out that you objectify women does not make me ugly. Glad to know your opeinion of me though.
By fitsnews on March 4th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
just you,
what are you talking about! you’re smokin!!!
-FITSNews
By Natasha on March 4th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Will you need to get out more, out of South Carolina!!!
This really ain’t a big deal, at least outside of the U.S. and especially coastal Carolina. Thongs on beaches are not out of the ordinary…Not to mention topless…and old crumudgeony men in thong speedos…I can think of several beaches, in Cannes, Nice, Juan les Pins, Mexico and Dominican Republic where we’ve vacationed as a family…Pretty much the norm when you run into non-U.S. vacationers, well at least Europeans and those from South America…
Why don’t you post some men in itty bitty speedos - there are plenty of those to go around - but you might gag at the thought!!! LOL
By old bike dude on March 4th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
C’mon say something nice about the lady.
OK “Nice ass bitch”
By Monkeydarts on March 5th, 2008 at 10:06 am
No tattoos. Excellent.
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