JESSICA BIEL IS COMING TO SOUTH CAROLINA, PEOPLE
FITSNews – March 4, 2008 – Believe it or not, we actually have something nice to say about Democratic … err, Republican House Speaker Bobby Harrell this afternoon. True, he’s about as fiscally-conservative as a hole in your piggy bank, but we honestly can’t fault him for his efforts to lure sensationally hot babes to the Palmetto State. Babes like Jessica Biel, who will be in Columbia this April to film “Nailed,” a movie about a sex-crazed citizen activist who lobbies the federal government on behalf of the “bizarrely-injured.”
From La Socialista:
Producers wanted to film the upcoming Jake Gyllenhaal political satire, “Nailed,†at a site that looks like the nation’s Capitol. The S.C. State House earned the part.
No sh*t. If you’re looking for a place where Republican lawmakers have blown through your tax dollars faster than Democrats ever dared to dream, the S.C. State House is a spitting image of the U.S. Capitol building.
Oh, and leave it to La Socialista to focus its story on Jake Gyllenhaal …
By DBG March 4, 2008 at 5:25 pm
The only thing better than Jessica Biel is a nympho Jessica Biel. God Bless South Carolina.
By Bobby Harrell Kennedy March 4, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Strange coincidence, but her birthday just happens to be March 3…. then again Sic already knew that!
By Yo March 4, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Since they’ll be at the Statehouse, any bets on which legislator(s) will try to pick her up?
By Monkeydarts March 5, 2008 at 10:05 am
“Since they’ll be at the Statehouse, any bets on which legislator(s) will try to pick her up?”
If she walks past the statue of ol’ Strom too closely she’ll get a pinch on the bottom. That I guarantee.