Damn, That’s A Lot Of …

FLOUR … IT’S JUST FLOUR, PEOPLE

FITSNews – March 4, 2008 – As much as it would have made our week to report that several pounds of cocaine landed on the desk of every single South Carolina lawmaker today, our guess is the S.C. Farm Bureau doesn’t have that sort of “legislative gift budget.”

Anyway, the Farm Bureau did hook state lawmakers up with their own sacs of flour today, which we can only guess was an incredibly entertaining event because six of them have already forwarded us pictures of their sacs this afternoon. And two of those pictures actually included flour (editor’s note: ba-doom-ching).

Also, we’re gonna go out on a limb here and guess that State Sen. Jake Knotts is already licking his chops over a deep fryer somewhere … Mmmmm … “Sic Willie Oysters,” anyone? We hear they’re crunchily delicious …

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