G-Vegas Is On Fire February 29, 2008
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OH, THE HUMANITY
FITSNews - February 29, 2008 - A fire erupted in downtown Greenville, S.C. early this morning after Sic Willie mistook the sidewalk for his ashtray on a windy, wintry night in the Upstate’s largest city … alright, alright, already … that building isn’t really on fire, people. That’s just Sic trying out the artsy-fartsy features of his new digital camera. Either that or you’re on acid right now. In which case we’d recommend staying away from mirrors. And squirrels.
Anyway, we were pretty sure there was some Old Testament law banning heathens like Sic from ever setting foot in a city this upright (and beautiful), but somehow he managed to sneak in undetected. And then pretend to set it on fire with his camera. Seriously, you can color us all flabbergasted if this guy makes it out of here without becoming a pillar of salt, people.
So what is FITSNews doing in the Upstate? Why have we been trolling the streets of G-Vegas since O-Dark-Thirty this morning? Well, as much as we wish it were otherwise, in order to write a “man on the street” story it turns out you actually have to talk to a few men on the street. Or to be politically correct, “persons on dirt-challenged surfaces.”
Anyway, we’ll be stopping by several Upstate locations this morning as part of a story we’re working on, but after giving half the state’s political establishment a damn stroke earlier this week, we won’t be teasing this one.
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Quit smoking, Willie.
Willie,
Greenville is nice. Now leave.
Translation: sic(k) willie’s favorite stripper moved from Plat’num Plus to one of the clubs in Greenville. So, Greenville’ians will see much more of sic(k) willie in the future. If they hang out at Greenville’s strip clubs.