SIC WILLIE’S N.C.-BASED STALKER IS BACK
FITSNews – February 28, 2008 – We’ve been trying to capture a pic of the private dick who’s apparently been tailing Sic Willie for a few months now, but invariably the dude always seems to drive off before we can get a clean shot (editor’s note: photographically speaking, of course). Not so this morning, however, when our new “smokefree office” policy forced Sic outside to feed the cancer genes at around 9:33 A.M. – at which point he discovered the same North Carolina-tagged Chevy Avalanche that’s been spotted previously on numerous occasions outside our world headquarters.
Shortly after this pic was taken, the car screeched off (like it always does when Sic comes out with his Ruger), but behind the wheel we spotted the same middle-aged, gray-haired man that our custodial technicians caught going through our trash earlier this week.
Look, people. Feel free to pick through our garbage cans. Feel free to take all the pictures you want. Feel free to tail us, stalk us, tap us (well, not in a sexual way), track us, harass us, whatever you want … we’re used to it by now. Just know we’ve got all your info now (editor’s note: :) ). Oh, and you better believe we know exactly where the property line is …
Since we started this website, we’ve had at least two private dicks up our … um … scratch that … we’ve had at least two private investigators assigned to us by various people. We’ve also received dozens of death threats, including a new one just yesterday. Of course, in much happier news, we’ve also received three pairs of ladies’ underwear, so it all balances out. R-r-r-r-awr, people!!
By Natasha February 28, 2008 at 10:53 am
Everybody wants a piece of FITS. Love that you were able to get a pic of this numb-nut. Willie, it just goes to show that your columns are getting too close for comfort for those good ol’ boys in Cola, keep it up!
By old bike dude February 28, 2008 at 11:37 am
Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will! When are you gonna just accept the fact that you are making an impact. Folks are noticing and some are getting nervous. You need to spread some of the sic willy love down here in the Lowcountry. Your Tangled Web piece is a good start but you’ve got miles and miles before your home.
Fight the power bro.
By Boosey February 28, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Keep it up, Will. Everyone really appreciates this. Sorry this is happening to you.
By Harden Gervais February 28, 2008 at 1:19 pm
A-ha! So this is what the “boys from Charlotte” bit is about. I would say it was Jake Knotts’ people, but they’re more stealthy than that.
By anonymous February 28, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Hey, when you guys find out who the “Dick” is….please be sure and write a big story about it. Everyone wants to know “who is the dick”.
By Not Sayin', Just Sayin' February 28, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Is Geddings out of the joint yet?!?
By Poor people gonna rise up February 28, 2008 at 4:25 pm
CDV conviction with a Ruger(cheapo,by the way) does that not violate the Lautenberg amendment?
By Believe It Not (a.k.a. Sic Willie's Stalker) February 28, 2008 at 7:33 pm
sic willie has a Ruger?! “Once upon a time,” he claimed a Midland’s official had a “Strom problem.” We’ve not heard from that fairy tale, and we probably won’t hear more about his Strum, Ruger.
BIN made a funny. Get it? Strom and Strum, Ruger? :)
Besides, sic willie only shoots blanks!! (Another funny!)
By the way, ‘Poor People,’ Ruger makes quality stuff. Aways have and always will. But, convicted felons should not have firearms.
It’s against the law.
Harden, let’s get back to “The Boys From Charlotte.” We were not making that up. They’re well known and get lots of exercise. And, like political consultants, they will find “any truth” for “a price.”
“The Boys” are stealthy. All sic(k) willie saw was a ghost. ;)
By CDV conviction = federal prohibition on possession guns or ammo February 28, 2008 at 7:52 pm
See link for information about the federal restriction on possession of guns or ammo by an individual convicted of domestic violence:
http://www.letswrap.com/legal/firearms.htm
By Engret Homestead February 28, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Never trust someone who drives a Chevy Avalanche.
By fitsnews February 29, 2008 at 12:50 am
#9,
We’re not sure he was supposed to saw off his shotgun either.
-FITSNews
By sid February 29, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Uh, BIN, it’s only funny if it makes sense. The play on words doesn’t work if you have to change Sturm to Strum. See, the words you interchange should both be spelled similarly and sound similar, but mispelling one in order to make your “joke” just doesn’t cut it, especially when you completely change the way the punchline word sounds.
By Believe It Not (a.k.a. Sic Willie's Stalker) February 29, 2008 at 11:10 pm
sid is lower case moron.
Like all of three of sic(k) willie’s other regular readers.
Lower case Stromboli morons.
Stromboli = yummy good. That probably cornfused sic(k) willie.
By homeboy March 1, 2008 at 2:47 am
sic … that unc Hugh Leatherman’s country wheels. honest. Saw him at the Quik Stop in it last dove season.