Bringing You The Head Of Alfredo Garcia
WE’RE SUCH TEASES, WE KNOW
FITSNews – February 27, 2008 – We had no idea until yesterday that teasing stories is generally not the brightest idea in the world. Seriously, we could have brought you people the head of Alfredo Garcia (as held by a nude Pam Anderson) and it probably still would’ve been a letdown.
Yesterday was nuts, though. We even had TV stations calling us asking if they could help break our big story “live at 11,” to which we replied “what does the head of Alfredo Garcia have to do with tele-vision, Jefe?”
Oh well. Live and learn. Although in fairness to the relevance of our story, we are already hearing rumblings this morning that several S.C. news organizations are preparing to file additional legal motions aimed at obtaining the improperly sealed documents referenced in our big story this morning.
We are also hearing rumblings that Rep. Wallace Scarborough and his infamous 9MM gloc are planning on paying our founding editor a visit faster than you can say ”the judgment of the Lord is at hand.” Word is somebody special may have asked him to “bring her the head of Sic Willie Garcia.”
In related news, FITS did get a rare mention in today’s La Socialista. Perhaps not surprisingly, we were credited with “causing tension” within the GOP. So yeah, we’re just a bunch of tension causing teases over here today.
Comments
By WJG on February 27th, 2008 at 7:55 am
Way to go! You just lost your credibility.But who says that you all were being credible.
By Gary Busey on February 27th, 2008 at 8:27 am
I’d respond, but I can’t take my eyes off Amy Adams.
By b on February 27th, 2008 at 10:25 am
If you post a picture of a nuclear bomb for this story, how do you advertise a real story? I guess you didnt need me to ruin your site’s credibility.
“The sad thing is that the more that dipshits like you try and pull grade-school garbage like this to try and DISCREDIT US, the smarter we look and the stronger we get.” (FITS responding to my verbal abuse on Feb. 13)
In all seriousness, The New York Times would be proud of you for this one.
By Not a Drudge Wannabe on February 27th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Trying to be Matt Drudge. Save it for the professionals!