YOU TOO, RYAN SEACREAST
FITSNews – February 25, 2008 – Here’s a free tip for celebrity interviewer Ryan Seacrest: The next time Hollywood hotties Laura Linney and Jennifer Garner are giggling about their “girl secrets” to you and drunk ass Gary Busey stumbles up to interrupt the conversation, knock him on his ass.
Not only would that immediately put a stop to the “Seacrest is Gay” rumors, but Gary Busey would have gotten knocked out, which we think everyone would agree he has coming to him by virtue of his existence on this planet.
In the lastest sign that God has an incredible sense of humor, though, he chose to put a cake boy (Seacrest) and a drunk Hollywood has-been (Busey) on the scene for what could have been one of the top five bicurious moments of all-time. Seriously, watch this video and calculate how long it would’ve taken the average American male to a) deck Busey b) wink at the camera and c) escort these two lovely ladies someplace to discuss these “secrets” in more detail. Our watch says 5.6 seconds people, although we’re known to embellish our winks from time to time.
By CL February 25, 2008 at 1:53 pm
You understated Seacrest’s offense. He did not just tolerate Busey, he invited him into the discussion by asking him if he knew J. Gardner. Ms. Affleck shoots Seacrest a look I am sure FITS has seen before.
By Hmmmm.... February 25, 2008 at 2:06 pm
A couple more seconds, and I think Jennifer Garner would have gone Electra on his ass.
By jcg February 25, 2008 at 2:34 pm
hilarious.
poor chet steadman.
By Monkeydarts February 25, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Whaddaya mean rumors? That’s like saying there are rumors Jack Nicholson is hetero.
And where was Jennifer’s hubby the big forehead guy? Jealous that his bother got a nom?