Our Moms Weren’t Like This

DINA LOHAN GIVES THUMBS-UP TO LINDSAY’S NUDE PHOTO SHOOT … ERR, TRIBUTE

FITSNews – February 20, 2008 – We’re not even remotely “going out on a limb” in suggesting that Sic Willie’s mom would shoot him dead if he ever decided to pose nude for anything. That sh*t would happen, people. Of course, let’s be honest. The world isn’t ready for something quite that sexy yet. In fact, it may never be. You can hear pulses pounding from Bangkok to Beaufort County the second Sic takes his shirt off, people, and frankly a body as flawlessly chiseled as his is best left to the realm of imagination. Like Michaelangelo’s imagination.

Anyway, now that we’ve all thrown up in our mouths a little bit, here’s what Lindsay Lohan’s Mom Dina had to say about her daughter’s recent Marilyn Monroe nude tribute:

“It was very tastefully done,” she told People of her daughter’s cover shoot. “I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically,” Dina, who manages Lindsay, said of the pics. “For him to call Lindsay 46 years later and to say, ‘Can you recreate these photos?’ is an honor. I looked at it as art, and as Lindsay doing a character. So I don’t look at them like it’s Playboy; she was being a character. So if you look at it that way, you can look at it as a mother.” … “She’s always loved Marilyn,” Dina said. “For Christmas, my girlfriends even gave her a Marilyn cookie jar. I think there’s a sadness that Lindsay feels for Marilyn. Lindsay really saw it as a gift back to someone.”

You know, those are pretty much our thoughts exactly. Lindsay getting naked is art. And an honor. And a gift. In fact, the world hasn’t seen this kind of selflessness since the last time Britney flashed her crotch. Which in case you were wondering was yesterday.