We’ve All Seen This Before, Britney

AND OUR CARTOON CENSOR IS GETTING TIRED OF COVERING FOR YOU

FITSNews – February 19, 2008 – We know, it’s hard to think of anything more shocking than Britney Spears going commando, but at least this time the photographer tasked with bringing us this joyful occasion appears to have missed his mark. Ordinarily, celebrity gossip editors like Sic Willie are infuriated by these sorts of rookie photog mistakes, but in Britney’s case we should honestly give this guy a friggin’ parade for failing to bring back a money shot.

Speaking of which, we just got off the phone with our resident kitty censor, Snagglepuss, who objected to having to “cover” an image that doesn’t really show anything to begin with. “Heavens to Murgatroyd!” he exclaimed. “Exit, stage left.” That darn cat. He always says that.

One other thing, for all you critics out there who think we’re artificially inflating our hit count with salacious celebrity filth, we hate to break it to you but “Britney Spears Upskirt” isn’t exactly the search engine bonanza it used to be. In fact, our hit counter actually deducted 30,000 visits for this post. Prior to spitting on us.

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