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WE DROVE OUR CHEVYS TO THE LEVEES BUT THE LEVEES WERE DRY, PEOPLE

FITSNews – February 18, 2008 – We know we’re supposed to be impressing potential suitors today by breaking open some juicy statewide political scandal or something, but damn if Lindsay Lohan didn’t decide to get naked this morning, people. Which given our founding editor’s freckle fetish is something we can’t possibly ignore. From the philosopher-poet Tyler Durden’s website:

Story is these are pictures of Lindsay Lohan, topless and even fully naked, for New York magazine. It’s supposed to be some kind of tribute to Marilyn Monroe or something. Here’s how that meeting probably went: “I need attention and money, I have huge tits, give me an excuse to show them. The End.”

Since we cover a lot of pop culture and sports here at FITSNews (in addition to our inimitable take on South Carolina politics and the 2008 presidential election), we really don’t need an excuse to bring you these delightful images.

In the event you needed one, however (other than Sic Willie’s freckle obsession), they are from a Marilyn Monroe tribute, and Seymour Hersh tells us both John and Robert Kennedy had affairs with Marilyn, and both of those guys were politicians. Ta-da! Now that we’ve thoroughly confounded you with our Aristotelian logic, please enjoy Lindsay’s NSFW boobies …

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