Hollywood Celebrities Moving To South Carolina?

FUNNY STUFF, PEOPLE

FITSNews – February 15, 2008 – We’re not sure who decided to name this website, but instead of Planet Hiltron perhaps they should have called it What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Moved To South Carolina.

For example, here are Palmetto State versions of Nicole Kidman, Angelina Jolie, Gwen Stefani, Gwenyth Paltrow, and Jennifer Aniston, just to name a few. Wan sum mor sweet tee, y’all? Naw, it ain’t gone rots dem teeth.

Anyway, after clicking on all of those links we’re already regretting our choice of Sarah Jessica Parker for the headline picture, because let’s be honest people, that’s pretty much what she looks like.