South Carolina Is Finally First At Something

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WAY TO GO, UNO!

FITSNews – February 13, 2008 – South Carolina’s schools are the shittiest in the country, our economy is headed for the crapper, violent criminals love living here, nobody’s got health care and our government is slightly less sophisticated than the happy hour crowd at the Boar’s Nest … but damn if we don’t have the best-looking Beagle of all-time.

Way to go, South Carolina. We’re on our way, baby!

Oh, and this may be the first time the term “purebred” and “South Carolina” have ever been mentioned in the same sentence. Usually it’s “inbred.”

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Comments

  1. By Obama is here! February 13, 2008 at 9:16 pm

    Yep, your days are definitely coming GOPers.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viWvWMAuSzk

    And, yep, we are not talking about a racist Ron Paul Revolution. Poor people gonna rise up.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTyAZTvLfAM

    27% point base!

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  2. By davcon February 13, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    Yikes, self hatred is indeed a sign…of something…

    keep up the good work

    Reply

  3. By didi February 14, 2008 at 11:55 am

    purebred=inbred. same thing.

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