Five Grammys Gets You This Guy?

YIKES-A-RONI, PEOPLE

FITSNews – February 13, 2008 – First of all, if that picture of Amy Winehouse’s new alleged BFF hasn’t been photoshopped, then our name is Amy Winehouse.

Forget having its own zip code, that thing probably has its own solar orbit, people.

Anyway, Winehouse – the rehabbing, multiple-Grammy winner with the horse tranquilizer fetish – spent last night with Head McLargerson at a London hotel, but the married singer’s pals insist it’s okay because Head is gay. And Winehouse’s jailed hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil, ain’t getting out of the pokey any time soon.

In other news, Winehouse boobed a nice red breast to rack some melons earlier that same titty (see below). Wait, did that last sentence make any sense?