Megan Fox Might Date You
TRANSFORMERS STAR IS A BIT ON THE GEEKY SIDE
FITSNews – February 12, 2008 – Ever since Angelina Jolie got her famous Sic Willie tattoo, there’s been a rash of Hollywood body art devoted to South Carolina’s resident bad boy. Unfortunately, Transformers’ star Megan Fox is one of the few Tinseltown A-Listers who has yet to permanently adorn her flesh in tribute to our founding editor. To which we can only say WTF, Megan?
Tragically, it turns out Fox is a date-desperate dork, and has the sort of body ink that only gets you hot if you also happen to be a date-desperate dork. From the pages of our secret addiction, Shakespeare Geek:
I’m not sure I’ve seen any of Megan Fox’s movies, but I can appreciate a hot girl with a King Lear tattoo! Apparently she’s most recently seen in The Transformers, which I haven’t seen yet.
Her tattoo (the link above is totally SFW, by the way) says “We will all laugh at gilded butterflies,” and comes from King Lear, Act V, scene 3.
Uhhh … hold on … WHAT?!? “We all laugh at gilded butterflies???” Holy hell. What is this chick’s definition of foreplay – braces, bifocals and an asthma inhaler followed by a couple quick games of Yahtzee?
Look, people. We’re not at all embarassed to admit that we have no idea what “gilded” means (something Glenn Close wore in the 1800’s, perhaps?), but frankly this isn’t the sort of body art that’s going to go over well during doggy-style.
Megan, Megan, Megan … you might as well have tattooed “wait, my chastity belt’s still locked” on your back.
Anyway, since there’s no way this post could possibly get any gayer, we thought we’d share the modus operandi of Fox’s New No. 1 Fan with you:
Shakespeare may have died 400 or so years ago, so how come he keeps showing up everywhere I turn my head? From movie and book reviews to trivia and quizzes, we discuss anything and everything Shakespeare we can get our hands on.
Uh, did we mention this guy hasn’t seen Transformers yet?
It’s sad what society is coming to today, people. Sad, sad, sad …
Comments
By Wow on February 12th, 2008 at 10:59 am
she screwed it up, according to this source:
KING LEAR:
No, no, no, no! Come, let’s away to prison:
We two alone will sing like birds i’ the cage:
When thou dost ask me blessing, I’ll kneel down,
And ask of thee forgiveness: so we’ll live,
And pray, and sing, and tell old tales, and laugh
At gilded butterflies, and hear poor rogues
Talk of court news; and we’ll talk with them too,
Who loses and who wins; who’s in, who’s out;
And take upon’s the mystery of things,
As if we were God’s spies: and we’ll wear out,
In a wall’d prison, packs and sects of great ones,
That ebb and flow by the moon.
By Darrell Jenkins on February 12th, 2008 at 11:36 am
I’d put her in the “gilded butterfly”. Might follow that up with a baked chicken or possibly a donkey punch. We’ll just plat it by ear, see what happens.
By jared fogle on February 12th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
did u actually expect someone that good looking to grasp billy shake hahah i didnt
By hee hee on February 12th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Never heard of the baked chicken. And I thought I had heard them all.
By ShakespeareGeek on February 13th, 2008 at 3:33 am
Hey now, that link is several months old. Still haven’t seen Transformers, but I’m just sayin’, ya know? I resemble some of those remarks ;)
By James on June 12th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
i dont care what anyone says, i would do anything to take megan fox on a date, so megan if your reading this you need to email me….
By Mitch on June 17th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
wow, if i had the shot to go on a date with megan fox thier would be no stopin it.
By DOUBLE D on July 22nd, 2008 at 8:40 pm
IF I HAD THE SHOT TO GO ON A DATE WITH MEGAN MY LIFE WOULD BE COMPLETE AND I WOULD TAKE HER ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD BECAUSE SHE SEEMS LIKE THE MOST COOLEST AND SHE IS LIKE ONE OF THE HOTTEST GIRLS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!
By observer on November 21st, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Shakespeare continues to show up because he was a master of literature in his time, and some of us like to educate ourselves with historical culture, literature, dialect, etc. It’s fascinating.
I am not implying Megan Fox is classy or well-educated, but it does take some knowledge to understand the meaning of the tattoo, and it would be ridiculous to get it without knowing what it meant. Which is, in short, we will all laugh at what is fake, with a perhaps morbid meaning at the word ‘gilded’.
Regardless, Shakespeare has a lot to offer, and it’s unfortunate you consider it geeky. To be uneducated, or lacking in an entire genre isn’t terrible, but it leaves you in no position to be critical.
By Megan Fox Pictures on February 14th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Megan Fox is definitely one of the hottest women in the world. I mean… just look at her! Sheer perfection. A sultry and beauty face with an amazing body to back it up!
By gulz on March 16th, 2009 at 2:04 am
hahahaah whoever wrote this post is a fucking idiot. that tatt is sick and so is bill shake
By Al Pelaez on April 29th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
I would look at myself in the mirror and say??? Look who’s talking??
By Al Pelaez on April 29th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Apparently those that dont think she’s hot hasn’t dated enough women to back it up.
By Matt Aghili on May 18th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
I LOVE U MEGAN FOX U ROCK!!!!!!!!!
(I wanna date u)
By JIM on June 30th, 2009 at 12:23 am
Dear Megan,
I think you are really hot and I LOVE YOU. DON’T LISTEN TO WHAT THE OTHER GUYS THINK ABOUT YOU please date me
LOVE,
JIM
By Bob on July 12th, 2009 at 7:39 am
wow i really love you meg. the thing that ilove you is your lips i really like to kiss you
By Rich on August 1st, 2009 at 10:47 pm
FUC U GUYS SHES NOT A NERD SHES A HOTTIE
By mark on August 4th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
megan fox abviously likes body art. You guys are all talking about her like she is your naighbour or something. Megan fox is an awsome actress and she is a stunning woman its her body to do what she wants with it so why make comments about ”imagine looking at that whilst doggy stylin” the only word right in that quote is ”imagine” because thats all youll be amagining
megan i love you xxxx
best of luck with jennifers body
By christian on August 11th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
you are so sexy i want to date you please hit me back please!
By international boy on September 18th, 2009 at 9:33 am
baby they should not say those hurtful things about you,i’m not obssessed with you, it’s just that when i was on tv i met someone that knew you and told me where you grew up and how you like your new job , and then he showed me A PICTURE OF YOU which was really hot and i wanted an autograph, but you weren’t there, since the day i heard about you i wrote you this poem which has been on my wall forever:
You live in my heart,
i won’t break it apart,
even if it makes me to cry,
i will love you till i die.
Blood doesn’t flow in my vein,
ur thought flows in it as a pain,
I may not be the one for you,
i would have still loved you-
even if i knew….
My love is not written on sand,
for the waters to wash away,
it is written in my heart to stand,
all the difficulty that comes its way.
You still live in my eyes,
even after seeing all the goodbyes,
You can go to any place you desire,
the dream of being together will-
always burn like a fire….
I still smile looking into the life of yesterday,
to wipe away the tears that you bring everyday,
Nights seems to be getting longer and longer,
with thoughts of u getting stronger and stronger.
My love may not be one happy chapter,
like the saying “they lived happily ever after”,
By loving,i have lost everything to you,
what i still possess is just the memories-
of once being with you….
By Secret Admirer on September 18th, 2009 at 9:34 am
I heard that megan fox dates a 16 year old from Ghana
And she used to date a prostitute which was my baby sister in 1997
By Hornyformegan on September 18th, 2009 at 9:41 am
I had a secret relationship with megan fox
her breathe smells like shit
and she didnt bath for 4weeks when she stayed in my apartment
till i told her be gone with yourself
and i told her i dont want to smell that hideous disgusting taste of anger coming from your arm pitts
i think you people should get to know the real megan …
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