Here You Go, Ladies

MATTHEW McCONASOMETHING IS JUST FOR Y’ALL

FITSNews – February 12, 2008 – Part of being responsive to our readers is doing things we ordinarily wouldn’t do … like posting this picture of Matthew McConasomething and his precision-waxed chest. Sure, those toned muscles are nice enough to look at, but let’s be honest – it’s dance moves like this that keep the ladies all hot and bothered.

As much as we think McConaughey is a no-talent, stoned-out-of-his-gord surfer cake boy, apparently American moviegoers are into that sort of thing. For example, they can’t get enough of his Kate Hudson fetish, as the pair’s latest on-screen collaboration “Fool’s Gold” has already taken in $22 million at the box office.

In case you’re like Sic Willie and have absolutely no idea what chick flic to take your girl to see on Valentine’s night, here’s the film’s official trailer. Gripping, we know. 

The good news? ”Fool’s Gold” does include the proverbial hunt for buried treasure. The bad news? There’s a 110% likelihood that “buried treasure” will metaphorically represent “true love,” and that McConasomething will only find the former when he’s willing to embrace the latter. Damn, we never saw that coming! Quick, Kleenex!

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