America’s Gonna Send Some People To Hell

BUT NOT KEELEY HAZELL, THANK GOD

FITSNews – February 11, 2008 – While there’s no doubt that this picture of alleged September 11 terrorist mastermind Khalid Sheik Mohammed would’ve been far more appropriate to use for this post, for some reason we made the editorial decision to showcase British underwear model Keeley Hazell (shown very NSFW and equally NSFW here). Why? Well, for starters, underwear models are rarely mass murderers. And besides, Khalid’s chest and back hair could carpet the Superdome like three times over, people.

Anyway, Muhammed is one of six Guantanamo Bay detainees who will soon be facing the death penalty for conspiring to commit the 9/11 terrorist attacks against New York and Washington, D.C.  From today’s Washington Post:

(Air Force Brigadier General Thomas) Hartmann said Mohammed is accused of being “the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks,” which he allegedly proposed to bin Laden as early as 1996. According to the charges, he obtained the funding for the plot and oversaw the entire operation, including the training of the hijackers in Afghanistan and Pakistan.

Hartmann said the trials will be “as open as possible” and that the accused will have the right to call their own witnesses, cross-examine prosecution witnesses and see the evidence presented against them.

Not surprisingly, a bunch of namby pamby liberals are whining about this because some of the evidence against Khalid and his co-conspirators was obtained using the controversial interrogation technique known as waterboarding, which simulates the sensation of drowning. You know, if we were prosecuting this case, our response to that objection would be “yeah? so f*cking what?” Then we would put on some Lee Greenwood, shoot all of these bastards in the balls, and bask in the thanks of a grateful nation.

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