JESSE METCALFE HOPS UP LIKE A CHAMP, THOUGH
FITSNews – February 8, 2008 – Several celebrity gossip websites have the uplifting video clip of Desperate Housewives star Jesse Metcalfe (editor’s note: who?) getting “absolutely dropped on his ass” by some random dude in a sweatshirt and funny blue shoes last night.
Apparently the punch resulted from an innocent peck on the cheek that Metcalfe gave to actress Taryn Manning (editor’s note: who?), who dates the sweatshirt-wearing roid-head with the queer blue shoes that indeed did drop Metcalfe “on his ass.”
Yet while the Desperate Housewives star is getting some serious grief from our hero Tyler and others for getting planted, we’re actually pretty impressed at his ability to take a punch.
Sure, it’s not as impressive as Jim Carrey’s rebound in Dumb and Dumber, but dude popped right back up, people.
