Super Tuesday Is Blurry

SO IS THIS PICTURE OF FOX ANCHOR MEGYN KELLY

FITSNews – February 5, 2008 – Every major presidential candidate picked up at least one win in the early Super Tuesday states today, leaving the national political picture almost as blurry as this picture of FOX News anchor Megyn Kelly.

Except not as stylish and sassy, obviously. And not as pink. Definitely not as pink, people.

Yup, even if you click on the full length shot above it’s still blurry. Damn photographers. Although you can clearly make out … awwww, alright, nevermind.

Anyway, if you’re keeping score at home, among Republican Super Tuesday contests so far John McCain has won Connecticut, Illinois and New Jersey, Mike Huckabee has won West Virginia and Alabama and Mitt Romney has won Massachusetts. In Democratic primaries, Barack Obama has won Illinois and Georgia, while Hillary Clinton has won Massachusetts, Tennessee and Oklahoma.

UPDATE – Delaware has now entered the McCain column, and Arkansas has officially been declared for Huckabee and Clinton. You know, wouldn’t it be cool if we had some sort of a map to visually represent all of this for you? Actually we had one, but it got stolen by The Iraq.

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