Spears’ Gramp Speaks Out
BABIES IN TUMMY GET BIGGER
FITSNews – February 4, 2008 – If your day wasn’t going to be complete until you’d heard what Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears‘ grandpa had to say about his two slutty granddaughters, then assume the lotus position and prepare for your moment of catharsis, people. Not surprisingly, it’s pure inbred wisdom, which is exactly what you’d expect from a family that can’t afford undies.
Lynne keeps Jamie Lynn hidden,” June, 77, told us, referring to Britney’s mom and her knocked-up li’l sis.
“[Lynne is] in denial about the pregnancy. She thinks it’s just going to go away, but it’s not. It’s going to get bigger and bigger.”
Well no sh*t, Uncle Jesse. You’ve got a firm grasp on obstetrics there. Seriously, though, if this guy didn’t eat a bucket of KFC and drop the N-bomb a few times after popping off these pearls of wisdom, we ain’t from Bayou La Batre.