Joe Wilson Is Boring

WE DIDN’T KNOW SLEEP COULD BE THIS REINVIGORATING, PEOPLE!

FITSNews - February 3, 2008 - Here’s some free advice for our fellow bloggers over at The Palmetto Scoop …

First, if you’re going to publish an opinion piece from a U.S. Congressman, make sure it’s written by somebody other than Rep. Joe Wilson. Seriously, this guy would run over his own family if it stood between him and a press opportunity.

Second, insist that the article be interesting, non-pandering and permit it to reference “the American people” just once, because if there’s one thing “the American people” hate, it’s politicians who presume to speak for all of them.

Finally, don’t publish it within ten days of the author endorsing (albeit belatedly) your presidential choice. We know puppies get treats for tricks, but at least try and make it look legitimate, guys.

UPDATE - This just in …. despite the fact that Super Bowl XLII has already been played, Congressman Wilson has just issued a press release endorsing the victorious New York Giants.

Comments

By Roaxanne on February 3rd, 2008 at 9:34 pm

Memo to: Joe
Memo from: Roxanne

Please take that will folks person off the key chain list. Forever.

Roxanne

By Believe It Not (a.k.a. Sic Willie's Stalker) on February 3rd, 2008 at 10:52 pm

Careful, sic(w) willie, Joe can do you even worse than Jakie. And he will.