Elisha Is In A Bad Place

By fitsnews • on February 1, 2008

FIRST THE FINGER, NOW THIS?

FITSNews – February 1, 2008 – It’s one thing to have a name that reminds people of a 9,000-year-old Israelite prophet, but what worries us most about Elisa Cuthbert these days isn’t her name or herÂ bird-shooting bar hair day, it’s this story from US Magazine:

Paris Hilton and actress Elisha Cuthbert were “all over each other and making out” at New York’s Tenjune club Tuesday night, a source tells Usmagazine.com.

“Who knew?” says the source of the unlikely pairing.

Hilton, 26, and Cuthbert, 25 (who costarred in 2005’s House of Wax), didn’t arrive at Tenjune together. Hilton was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. “It’s Paris,” says the source. “She loves putting on a show.”

First of all, “who knew?” is a pretty profound analysis. It’s sassy, sophisticated and short – PR wizardry in a nutshell. Oh, and addition to putting on a show on banquets, Paris also loves “putting on a show” all over your face. Except it’s not really the kind of show you’d want to go to and see. Unless of course you’ve either discovered the “Fountain of Valtrex” or really, really like shots.

Comments

By Believe It Not (a.k.a. Sic Willie's Stalker) on February 1st, 2008 at 6:50 pm

sic(k) willie, this post is a great way to artificially inflate yr hit count. About a kilohundred-brazillian-kazillion people a day search for Paris Hilton. Your site must be a huge disappointment for them.

But, why not go all the way? Link to some of the Paris porno clips.

Even better. Make fitsnews a sleazy porno site? That would be very easy, since you’re already half way there. That way you could be sleazy and honest about your sleazy-ness.

By shaggy on February 2nd, 2008 at 2:10 am

whatever! can’t you give a brother a break and just ask willie to post some pix of annete youngs saggy dewers soaked titties. I think that is more your speed “your sleazy-ness”