JOHN McCAIN WILL COMMENCE TO MAKE YA “JUMP, JUMP” PEOPLE
FITSNews – January 30, 2008 – One of the things that always confused us about early nineties child rap sensations Kriss Kross (click HERE for the video) was which kid was the “Mac Daddy” and which one was the “Daddy Mac.” We’re still not sure on that front, but in a Totally Krossed Out race for the GOP presidential nomination, John McCain‘s win in Florida last night has pretty much established him as the Republican Party’s “Mac Daddy” headed into Super Tuesday.
With Rudy Giuliani‘s decision to drop out of the race (and an endorsement of McCain imminent), it’ll be tough for either Mike Huckabee or Mitt Romney to match McCain’s momentum, not to mention his recent surge in fundraising appeal.
Hopefully as McCain counts all of his new money, he’ll figure out that his misguided and unconstitutional premise that “money isn’t speech” is a little less valid now than it was back when he had just $2 million in the bank. Ahh … if wishing made it so.
On the Democratic side, we should all celebrate the end of John Edwards’ socialist sideshow, because it means we can start focusing exclusively on what is destined to be one of the great political slugfests of our time, Clinton v. Obama. Word from inside both campaigns is that Team Clinton is about to pull out some pretty heavy artillery, so things should get very interesting very quickly …